So on day 2 of the New Year i learned that i am no longer a Medium shirt size. I am now, at least according to the label on the Hollister shirt, a Large Dude. (steady, ladies) Things were further complicated by the fact that i was a Small at NEXT. (I’m going to have to treat that as an aberration)
So, having initially decided that i was not making any resolutions, i have now resolved to strive to become a Medium Dude. And just to show that i mean business, i actually bought the Medium shirt which, at some point this year, will fit like a glove. Don't hold your breath, though. I'll be the one doing that. (chances are, that's the only way it will fit)
Tip for the month: If you’re trying to squeeze into a shirt, buttons are not your friends.
Tip for the year: The quest to be Medium is not to be confused with the quest to be Average. That’s a mistake I’ve often made.
Happy New Year.
1 comment:
Get off your ass and hit the treadmill! :)
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